That’s heaven in a mug right there.

How about from this moment on, you get to punch him in the dick after each forced sip of milk?

I was about to say, how have you not evolved to cream yet?

I said milk alone. Coffee is not alone. ;-)

Don't feed it to your baby, for it will get scurvy.

I had probably twenty of them chasing me down a road, and they bit me. Took an old dude with a broom to take the hit and get them off. They also gave me foot hand mouth. The only thing that geese were afraid of was my swan, but she’s gone to waterfowl heaven courtesy of the Michigan DNR.

But whole milk is gross. Actually, drinking any milk past baby stage is gross. The only decent things dairy does are cheese and ice cream; milk alone is vile.

You ever been chased by a gaggle of squawking geese down a road a six-year-old? No? Those fuckers are mean and they BITE.

I literally have hours of stories to tell that recount my battles with the geese. Some bloody, some poopy, all awful.

Our wild turkeys are docile and stupid. Common road jerky victims.

Geese, I would believe. Those fuckers are evil and I have a blood feud with them. But turkeys? Get outta town.

Oh, you can totally take a cruise ship from one heaven to the next. It’s written into the lease agreement you sign as soon as you die. My heaven is full of my cats and rabbits, we’re on a tropical island not unlike St. Maarten, and I have a bradypus sloth on my shoulders at all time. Burgess (the sloth) has an endless…

My gawd, good luck to your DIL. This is terrifying.

In Catholic medical ethics, it’s called an “indirect abortion”. It’s how they can perform a salpingectomy on a woman with an ectopic pregnancy, and that’s okay, but giving her methotrexate is not because it’s abortion. Maiming is alright, because the indirect consequence of said maiming is the fetus dying.

My parents and wife are employed by MHP. All I can say is this: FUCK MERCY HEALTH PARTNERS. They are rotten to the core.

You know what they call people who use natural family planning? Parents.

I agree. Particularly when he advised Filipino women last year to “not breed like rabbits” yet gives them no recourse to stop that from happening aside from BS “natural family planning” which doesn’t work for most people.

I agree with you there, that there are times where it’s absolutely worth the fight. Your cousin had every reason to fight, and she’s thriving. But my great aunt was 90. There was no beating leukemia at 90, as it gets harder to treat and deadlier the older you get, and she was really old. And stage four pancreatic…

I just wish people understood the complexities of it more (like you do). Breast cancer research is all well and good, but it won’t help those folks with mesothelioma, which people are still getting because we’re still tearing down buildings with asbestos in them. It really seems like the only “cure” for cancer is to…

Like David Bowie!