I voted for ‘The Kodos Dynasty’.

Spider Girl, You'll Be A Spider Woman Soon.

Alternate pitch. They use an IP they already own, and they don’t have to rename anything:

Now is the time for Disney to bite the bullet and admit they made a huge mistake when they announced this movie. Let everyone know that it was supposed to be called The Krang Dynasty, and that they have stealthily acquired Paramount this past year and will be merging the MCU and TMNT universes.

Personally I’m hoping he’ll be in The Winds of Winter in addition to his recently announced role in Half-Life 3.

“Their goal is to defeat Zeke.” Superhero movie, or Andy Griffith Show episode?

This isn’t Marvel, it’s Sony aping whatever bad idea maybe sort of used to work for Marvel. 

I think he’s a transdimensional vampire that eats Spider-people.

Ezekiel stole Miles Morales’s whole look!

I thought that was the mos “CW superhero” thing about it: A show set in a world of A-list superheroes, but featuring C-list superheroes.

we’ve got a few members of the parker family in this one, and it appears to be set in the past (there are no cellphones, an old computer, and all the cars are 2000s at most)...so my assumption is this works as an origin story for holland’s baby spidey, which is so fucking funny.

Also, just to note, this is still a Spider-Man universe without a Spider-Man, so that makes it a...Man universe.

They should just go full John Wick and have every single person in New York be a spider-person.

they’re saying adam scott is playing uncle ben and emma roberts is playing peter parker’s mom.

Why does Sony seem stuck in early 2000's comic book movies. 

well unfortunately for my friends this comes out on my birthday and i haven’t outgrown irony yet.

Having finally watched “Across the Spider-Verse,” you kinda have to admire Sony’s persistence with a single idea:

“What if there were, like, a bunch of Spider-People?”

“Madame Web, Madame Web, Does whatever a Madame can. Can she fly? No.”

Nigel Kneale’s 1968 The Year of the Sex Olympics, for British TV (with Brian Cox) somewhat predicted the crass rise of reality TV

Amateurishly shot, but a brilliantly hilarious movie. It should be noted, though, that Brooks was hardly the first to ponder just how much “reality” is on display in a situation like this. Pundits chewed it over endlessly when “An American Family” was broadcast in 1973. “Real Life” is largely a parody of that program.