Booo. And here I thought part of the appeal of these shows was supposed to be that no one was an essential character (except Ser Pounce and Ser Ratcatching-Terrier, of course)

So, Aegon isn't dead somehow? After falling hundreds of feet and landing on an exploding dragon corpse?

Free the dragons

If the cocaine came in wine form, that definitely works.

How does his character bio on wikipedia make any sense, even for a comics character from the 80s?

“Byrdlejuice” sounds much much grosser, tbf

Ah, thanks for pointing that out. And for avoiding book spoilers.

So who was the lady who told Daemon “You’re going to die in this place”? Were we supposed to recognize her? Or does a creepy ghost lady just come with every room at Harrenhal?

Moving it to London was actually the easy part. The hard part was clearing all the Hulk poo out of the basement

Who is the Bat? Well first off, Batman is a detective.

Iron Maiden + Belle & Sebastian

This is awesome! I’m so happy you guys are bringing this back.

Flock of Dimes is on tour! It might happen!

I absolutely did not have this on my bingo card for this year/rest of my lifetime. It’s genuinely great news! I don’t know how to process it!

Peeta actually had no parents, and was instead raised by two sentient loaves of bread. Peeta’s two parents, Boule and Injera, did the best they could, though they often struggled to connect with their son, and wished that they were people with legs and stuff rather than spongy, baked combinations of grain and water. Tr…

Man, I’m just over here trying to bring back the 90s vibes and make it uncool to like things again

Furiosa and Furiouser

Which raises the question, what was that half an arena of people thinking?

And don’t forget the theory that Max was a ghost all along, which detective fans have tried to prove through rigorous frame by frame playbacks of every scene in the movies where he eats, drinks, or touches anything.

Scriptwriters: they always want some fucking coffee