lo-freaking-l

Or when the Falcon does reach light speed in Empire.

*gets shot like guy in Dirty Dozen who removes his helmet at the end*

Hey, we're still here!

Don't cry now… don't CRY!

Hey, where'd Enrico go? - his co-workers

After forcing Messenger app on us and banning the "most recent" way of organizing new posts in the newsfeed, this makes sense.

Well, on the bright side, I can finally start commenting on Deadspin again… assuming Kinja works out, that is.

Wasn't bad either, but it had commercial potential, which automatically made Billy cast it aside.

And if he did do something different on this one, then it'd be in line with the solo album he released before… which had a bit more of an electronic sound to it and all.

Deer are cute. And fish. And dogs… wait, did I say that?

*looks desperately for the source of onions near my laptop*

We have to chase Mark Bowen. Because he's the hero the A.V. Club deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll hunt him. Because he can take it, because Mark's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Guy that Created a Chrome Extension to Make Kinja Tolerable.

Now I have the Arcadia song stuck in my head…

You, ch-ch, choose me?!

Maybe a duress claim against whoever owns Kinda or Univision for signing these people on?

Do NOT make me cry!!

Do we get medals or bling for the jump to Kinja now?

We're all just figments of Bob Newhart's subconsciousness. Geez, I thought everyone knew that by now!

A bunch of Leonard Cohen just goes through my head whenever I see Kinja mentioned and the resulting reaction it brings…