I'll lose some more AV Club cred while at it…. I adored Mannequin as a kid.

To be fair, she did have a heck of a voice though. Still a shame what happened to her.

Is it that lyrics and music have to be entirely written by (a) Canadian(s) or something? I know that performing it takes care of one of the four requirements, but I thought lyrical or musical writing contributions count as the final one?

An actual game along the lines of laser tag could be kind of cool, assuming people wouldn't be getting hurt all the time.

But the contractors that helped build the second Death Star… according to Clerks.

This is just over six months in too. Can't imagine what it'll be if he makes it to 12.

Is McCain "deeply concerned" yet?

Please tell me no one actually wrote in Harambe… I wouldn't be surprised, but yeah.

"But her e-mails!!!"

I suspect all Presidential remains are shifting a bit right about now.

But, you know, hipster cred and all…

"Wait a sec, Mom's calling me…. yeah, I'll be home at 11."

Hey, not all of us are like that!

That's… extreme.

What color would Lou Bega's "Mambo #2" be?

Welp, I'm back in high school now after hearing that.

Now that's a series finale!

For some reason, this reminds me of the GEICO cavemen commercials/TV show in terms of possible trajectory.

Oddly enough, people point out his teeth when they talk about his one feature that lacks flawlessness. Maybe it'd work out for the better there?

Maybe Cruise puts money up front to live this experience in life… or something?