Even better, here's a video and link…

That sounds way too simple to be true!

*Perry Carter shakes sitting down in a corner, hands on knees, rocking back and forth*

Free universal health care has been in front of us this whole time! Thanks L. Ron!!

A sibling once said that his Scientologist roommate explained to him how he'd treat himself when he would hit something and feel pain. Apparently, you just that press that part of the body against whatever you hit it with (say, you hit your hand against a wall) and keep it in place for awhile. Apparently it sent good…

Et tu, Xenu??

Is this related to that lesbian vampires thing that guy on Rachel Maddow was ranting about a few years ago?

COME ON PEOPLE! At least TRY here!

Hit, Hurt, Not Repeat - All You Need is Brick… Edge of Tomorrow.

For one, the first sentence alone needs three different f-bombs.

*cues opening of theme song*

I love that he doesn't even try to help. He just yells "You're long-ball Larry!" after the boxer shorts incident.

How much do we pay for this service a month again?

Can't really get more meta than this, can you?

He was showing up for various things right until the end, yeah.

My understanding too.

How "Apple" slips through the cracks will never fail to stump me.

OH GOD, THE HORROR! WHY DID YOU REMIND ME!?!?!

And then they broke up.

Good call. Conan was hitting his stride in this era as well. I used to record his show in middle school while I was in bed and watch it the following day.