Honestly, I don’t really fault any owner. It’s the politicians who deserve ridicule - only one fucking councillor spoke out against this? They still owe $181 million on the concrete bowl that fills with sewage and one councillor opined that maybe this wasn’t the smartest use of taxpayer dollars?

Maybe Mark Davis can convince Oakland’s creditors to take a haircut on the $181m.

And, as I think Nick Saban once said, in the NFL you only get one first round draft pick a year. In college, you got as many as you can convince to play for you.

Only time the Browns will see any type of Bowl anytime soon.

Michigan would have won the championship 59 to 62.

Bridezilla will take my beard off my cold dead face. you can tell your groomsmen / maids what to wear but you ask them to trim, not get rid of, a defining facial feature.

Part of the reason I love James Harden so much is that it seems like every season has a new narrative with him, and I get to decide if I love or hate him all over again. He’s like the Jimmy McNulty of the NBA.

For the best gifts, better leave out some Muscle Milk and cookies this year.

I was genuinely surprised that Bush didn’t get picked to run the department of (low) energy. Almost all of his picks seem like troll jobs.

It’s nearly as good as a disarmament pact.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

You’re just realizing this now? Most of my friends died in a fireball nearly 65 million years ago. Those that survived turned from terrible awe inspiring beasts as big as buildings into robins and sparrows. There clearly is no god.

I think it was to remind themselves that they are now located in Los Angeles. I know I keep forgetting. 

In a related story, the NCAA is now investigating two Louisville football players, James Hearns and and Henry Famurewa, for accepting impermissible lead payments.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead?

I really admire your dedication to this.

Um, I doubt being black restricts them explicitly from being elite. But good try Mr. Trump.

I wouldn’t count on a teenager suspending himself. His coach should do it, though.

another poop-related question I have, though:

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.