Goodell quickly noted that as it was not Williams’ birthday month, such decorations were a violation of NFL protocol. He fined Williams $10,000, saying Williams is allowed to celebrate in the appropriate month, as long as it is in a way that may be monetized by the NFL. Goodell wished Williams well and said to say…

The insanity of the Suicide Squad Set makes more sense when you find out the on set psychiatrist was this guy.

Well, I for one am shocked. I didn’t think we would hear a single story about anything being too secure in Rio this month.

This afternoon, cops shot a 10-year-old with a rubber bullet and sent a few others to the hospital, per a report from Globo.

Solid Curtis Jackson impression IMO

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

Joey Votto is pregnant with his child I Think

Just a baseball? Should have thrown in some batting gloves for the guy’s kids.

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

Now we just have to find a self-respecting Knicks player or fan.

♫ Cause you know I’d shoot a thousand shots if I could just make one tonight. ♫

Amen. No self-respecting Knicks player or fan will ever be a Mourning person.

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

Just have the giant Jesus statue turn the water into wine. Problem solved.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.

Thanks for admitting to the world that you can’t read.

“The Uni-President 7-Eleven Lions”

Getting a baseline score for concussion screening with him has to be a fucking nightmare.