Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

So that's why the Texans always shit the bed

you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree

Careful, Tom. Parker’s passes tend to lead to divorce.

“More proof of ESPN’s liberal agenda!”

Here’s to hoping he comes back healthy and motivated next year

The helmet, 5 minutes later:

would it be fair to say that

Walker got his 23 a game in this series, but it took him 22 shots per to do it.

Easy Vladimir.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

“There’s no evidence any hacking took place. Unauthorized use of an account is not, on its own, hacking.”

- Emmit Smith

That’s what happens when you have the comfort of a 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty to fall back on.

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this:

Before you automatically assume that Nicola’s full of shit, just know that this is much more common among athletes than you might imagine. For instance, Wes Welker has no idea how old he is. Or where he is. Or how he got there.

Ohhh, “Chinatown for Mexicans,” and here I thought Mexicantown was something else. I get it now!

This is the best story I have ever seen. I love his comment about white people hiding hockey from him.

I know what you mean, I watched Jupiter Ascending this weekend.

What am I even looking at here....?