The guy driving the car must be thrilled he can finally pass her.

Joint bank accounts are the kiss of death to any relationship or any semblance of independence you might have left (even if you keep your own account, let’s not kid ourselves, you’ve lost control). Get a shared credit card for joint expenses/bills, and keep bank accounts separate. It will make dealing with the…

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Reporter: “Would you say you’re on cloud nine?”
Husband/Wife: “We’re on cloud nine!”

yep they are just alike

UPDATE: The Browns have now traded all those Eagles picks to the Panthers. The Panthers have given a confused “Thank you” in return.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Imagine shitting in the stall next to him. He’d stick his hand under the divider and ask to borrow some toilet paper, then use the whole goddamn roll inefficiently, then say “sorry, tough luck.”

At first glance, I thought it was Kruk.

I heard Stephen sat out because he thought it would be in poor taste to rain 3s on Houston tonight.

In his defense, seconds earlier the roadrunner ran right through the wall without a hitch.

J.J. Watt is a jerk-off fantasy for the alpha-aping dorks in the Make America Great Again crowd.

I just ask the guy to handle my business for me - no need to wash hands ever.

Would have never happened if Papelbon remembered to shut the door.

Meh. Manny Ramirez was famous for his upper deckers.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Meanwhile, for yet another offseason, the Browns just fill up on bread.

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