I made a post about thank got Nikki is back to distract from CardiB and a friend of mine went off about how dare I diss CardiB because she’s a different kind of rap and she came from rough background. I replied “I can’t understand a single word coming out of her mouth.” To which my friend replied, “Well then look it…

It must be my age showing, but I think her music sucks and her lyrics are stupid. I understand at some level it’s very meta, like enumerating the multitude of ways one can pop one’s pussy is feminist... but god that music is fucking awful.

Nah, I just thought of DJ Khaled instantly...

He put an anti-choice judge on the Supreme Court. That’s all they cared about.

I can’t believe that I live in a world where Donald Trump can find a near-unlimited number of women to flop around on and sweat all over.

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Sneeze

May the road rise up to meet him (in his face with massive road rash as he stumbles every time he walks). May the wind be always at his back (as he is pushed forward off his feet by the stench of his unending, foul sulphuric flatulence). May the sun shine warm upon his face (as he develops skin cancer from the lack of…

Well, if you’re a white person sure...

which community garden :-)

Ah, yes, the lesser known “right to ad revenue” clause in the First Amendment.

Somebody needs to tell Trump that Obama always enforced his NDA’s

Nevermind. I used the Google and looked it up. I don’t think that applies. She’s not *that* overly curvy to suggest that term. Just, you know, awfully damn cute and appealing to my Dad sensibilities. I definitely lean toward this “thicc” ideal though... so there’s that.

I’m going to unashamedly #wellactually the delightful couple who begins this post — Short Round’s cap was the 1923 New York Giants, not (what appears to be) the 1916 Brooklyn Dodgers.

Maybe it’s my overly domesticated status in life, but that ElastaWoman really rings my bells. I think that’s the expression. What do the kids today say when they see an incredibly appealing hot human being...?

They’re just Winston Smith post rat-cage, wearing Carrharts, basically.

The answer to any question regarding what Trump supporters believe is always “All the things.” They believe every possible answer. Even when they contradict each other. Especially when they contradict each other. He says every possible thing about every possible thing, and therefore they believe every possible…

EVERY married guy, who is looking for some side action, swears up and down that he and the wife don’t have sex anymore.

Neither Daniels nor Avenatti blinked exactly where Cohen and Trump would’ve. It was riveting.