Breathtaking history of racism there, too.

Good thing he wasn’t dressed as Venom in that park or someone would have called the cops and he’d have immediately been shot to death.

For the record!?

Truth. It’s really hard to convince people they need to think or remember when they can rely on their phones to do everything for them for the other 16 hours of the day

Well, if you’ve got to wear granny panties, that’s the best option for doing it.

Now THAT show is a turd.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhitpost.

A.  Uh, they’re vapid idiots?

Where did the foot of tailbone go, then?

Then again, we have tortured them for thousands of years and they’d be better off without us.

Ok, hardo.

... which was based on her “extraordinary ability.”
So, bullshit, in other words.

Seriously. God sounds like a total fucking asshole.

Too bad we can’t just shoot them into the fucking sun.

Was the the singer in Fun? Because that voice is punchable.

“But when I’m writing I don’t think about Lou Reed or Bowie. I think about Kate Bush, Björk, Fiona Apple.”

Good point. It’s a battle for me between who is a worse human being vs who is a more dangerous politician. 

I think the joke was on him, though.

Yup. Keep throwing the word around - super edgy.

Don’t put this in my head. Dont.