Fuck this racist chicken. Are you serious?

esplain?

Super Mario 3, also.

Also, buy a shirt that fits your goddamn neck, you rube.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies?

Mom, my nuts?

Well, I liked it. But I also never saw that campaign. Damn.

How does he hit every. single. article. every. damn. day? I have come back around to grudging respect for persistence. At some point, someone needs to do a deep dive, write an article, do a doc, something. I need answers.

I have my doubts.

Why do Yorkie bars still exist?

So, according to your anecdata, she didn’t see the right meme?
You effectively derail the idea that memes correlate to weight gain when you reference a girl who won’t drink water for fear of weight gain.
 

“I don’t know, piss on your grave?” is the right answer.

Also, uh, my grandma had like a golden arm, too.

Hands up if you are commenting on Warren’s video without actually watching Warren’s video.

Your geography totally sucks. 

Seriously. Literally every person who has ever read or watched Romeo and Juliet have known from like the first 6 lines that the play ends with their 2 suicides, and yet no one storms out of the new Globe screaming about spoilers.

Now That’s What I Call Being Disingenuous!

So they sell basement grade shelving units?

But they’ve also made it easy for us to get guns too. THis is dumb.

Good question, Steve. Die. You should definitely pick “die.”