Dipshits like this clown and that stupid cracker Tucker Carlson are ruining bow-ties.

Fuck you. You think we are laughing? Every time I read shit like this I feel like throwing up. I literally get vertigo.
What you do, anyway? Write him an angry letter? Vote? Protest? None of that actually would shut the motherfucker up.

Cool!

Colombia? You can’t push it too far when you are trolling, champ. Keep the game face solid.

What’s the hypocrisy?  You’ve read the bible, yes? Do you know anyone who claims to be a christian that actually follows is to the line and letter?

You did actually vote for a presidential candidate, didn’t you? Was it Stein?

Do these dipshits realize that by weakening gun laws, everyone, including the lefties they keep pretending they’re going to shoot, can buy them? Jesus.

Don’t be a fucking idiot.

Not a movie character, sure. But

That’s not American chop suey. American chop suey is like non-spicy chili-mac with tomato sauce. Only reason it has a pseudo-asian name is because it used to use rice instead of elbow macaroni.

The coasts E, W, and S, are where all the diversity is, racist.

sweet jesus.

Wouldn’t knocking someone out result in a win anyway? Why bother with a fake pin? 

Holy shit. I never saw this!

God that movie is so damn good. The cartoon was badass too.

Man, I don’t know what that means but it sounds fucking perfect.

So obvious. Try harder. 

Read the article again, I guess? 

Well, if he disconnected it after the smoke, the car’d still be burning.

Yup. 2/5 more, actually.