Holy shit - do you think other countries take this type of stuff into account when they debating policy with him? The rest of the world is not going to read the president’s IEP and make allowances. His job is to be the chief executive of the nation, which involves reading legal materials.

Sure, you cousin-schtupping, wife-dumping, marblemouthed pipsqueak. Tell us all about morality.

This you, broski?

Fer chrissakes. Tran’s not the writer. Any of the perceived flaws with TJL are not her fault - she did the best she could with the material she was given. I think the material she was given wasn’t particularly great, but she’s not the one responsible. This is like screaming obscenities at a Starbucks barista because…

Swing and a miss. What “race” do you think the name Mortensen belongs to, anyway?

But wait, you didn’t read that fake Jack White released another album?

Yes, nothing is as bad as made-up things that didn’t happen. OK.

Holy shit.
The language Barr used was RACIST, you dolt. She said a black woman looked like an ape. You know, like racists have been doing since forever.
Since Bee only called another white woman a cunt, it can’t be the same thing, right?
If you think this is hypocritical, you need to get your head examined. Or at least…

Any other hypotheticals banging around in the ol’ noggin that you feel like unburdening yourself of?

Well, give us a list of everything that offends you personally and we’ll be sure to pass it on to everyone that produces content everywhere.

Also, wrong as shit.

shiiiiiiiiit i missed that detail. yikes.

wut?

Why the hell are people taking it and not going to bed? Isn’t it literally to help you sleep? Everyone’s all surprised that they get up to wacky shit when half their brain goes night-night like that isn’t the whole point of the drug.

More performative bisexuality. Great. We’re all very titillated. I give this song 3 Katy Perrys and a half a Tatu. 

I dunno, maybe fuck all three of these idiots?

Lots of setups and punchlines on his show. Are you maybe thinking of your boy Dane Cook?

I take it you’re more of a Dennis Miller fan?

Nah, fuck this idiot. His shit sounds a lot like “if me constantly touching your lower back was making you uncomfortable, you should have told me to stop.”
This plus the AD shitshow featuring JB’s mansplaining masterpiece = I hope Amber Tamblyn dumps your ass.

One of them bashed through the attic, though.