Is it you, you spineless sack of excreta?

Especially if extended magazines were banned and he (not this specific kid) would have to constantly stop and reload. Good thinking!

I think you mean “accidentally kill someone,” not hurt someone.
You know what would have made it easier to confront the shooter? If his father’s guns were required to be locked up or had some kind of lock-out, either mechanical or biometric. But, hey, you want to pretend you’re Rambo, go nuts.

She is now on the record saying she doesn’t want to make a blanket statement against violence directed at journalists. Brilliant. MENSA-level thinking here.

His mouth, I guess?

You’re going to ping a couple of M1A1s with whatever peashooter you got? Give me a fucking break, Rambo. The thugs are already in power and the boots are already on necks. Who are you going to kill first, tough guy?

I take it you’ve never read Koontz?

Hey, look , a brilliant blonde gal and her unbelievably intelligent golden retriever! Again.

He sucks, this song sucks, being anti-choice sucks, and Jesus, can he for once comb his fucking hair and wear something that isnt a hoody? How old is this putz?

And also I hope his wiener falls off.

Cool, so we’ll chalk these ten bodies as the cost of doing business, I guess? At any rate, that doesn’t somehow cancel out all the other mass shootings done with auto, semi-auto, and high capacity magazine weapons.

COOL TAKE BRO.

Gives new meaning to his quote about courage “[It’s] when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.”

Dude is demonstrably not barrel chested.

but like, did the author get it? because I can’t actually tell.

I’m sorry , I think I lost the thread. Are you pretending you didn’t realize it was supposed to look like bad photoshop, or are you being serious and didn’t realize it was supposed to be bad photoshop? What is the angle here?

THIS pope. The current one.

So he’s driving a bus, and the bus says “be careful, rapist on board”? He didn’t really think this one all the way through.

That I dig.

Well, not me, for one. For the same reason my wife didn’t take mine - we don’t fucking own each other.