Remember when Lester Holt tried to find out the truth about vortices and the ability of the Mayan calendar to predict the future?

How do you find facts about things that can’t possibly be proven (or even happen)?

swing and a miss.

people are 100% at fault for their own gullibility.

I don’t care if you’re in a Beaufighter - I’ll hop in a Mosquito and dust you if you repeat that where anyone can hear!

What the hell is wrong with Jonathan Cheban’s face? He looks like the Storm from Big Trouble in Little China about three frames before he inflates to death.

Remember how your brain regulates your body’s functions?

Man, thank god you showed up, then, right?

But you figured one more person decrying “latinx” was gonna swing it around for you? Interesting.

(i did not see it)

Solid takeaway. Is this your first day humaning?

Petite Nate and Narcan.

Hey, when you’re right, you’re right.

In terms of hills to die on, this is not a solid choice. also turns out they weren’t even driving towards the police, much less doing it in an “aggressive manner.”

Yup, you are right. Though his is more like a “cinderblock fastened to a baseball bat-able face”

That is the most punchable face I have ever seen.

That’s a mighty sick set of burns.

This was great.

Watters, drop dead, you 8lb. sack of shit. I hope you grow a huge facial tumor.

My sister works in a company that does environmental testing. She does not work for the government.