*Y’all

sign a executive order

boom

She reading an eye chart?

The aberrant and abhorrent behavior of some of humanity doesn’t mark all of us as serial killers. However, every predator has killed prey to survive. Some sharks are born having already devoured siblings before exiting their mother - intrauterine cannibalism. I love being in nature, but if you could only listen hard…

holy shit the smile on the one on the right.

I’d love to follow the chain of logic you followed that makes me somehow more dangerous on the road than a man who jumps his motorcycle over it. A man, as experience has shown, is most certainly a danger to himself (when he crashed into a train).

Wow, you cherry picked the shit out of that one:

yeah, nature’s a real peach.

What do you think the word “feral” means?

Are you still in high school? Who cares about that “say it to my face” bullshit? You want to crash into a boxcar, knock yourself out. But jumping over traffic that is neither consenting nor even aware of the impending stunt doesn’t count as being a non-”sheep”.

That was the point, genius.

No one worth a shit is going to be impressed with your nonsense. Jumping a bike into a train isn’t dangerous for the public at large. Jumping your bike over a highway is and its a selfishly self-aggrandizing bit of “look at me” nonsense. Sorry about you peaking in high school.

Silence is silence, you complicit, sneaky, beshitted, rubberfaced hell-spawn

and retractable genitals.

wait, what?

Yeah, safety precaution is for cowards! Welp, off to go arc-weld without gloves or goggles!

Holy shit is this a crappy analogy.

Lions are lazy and they eat others’ lion kittens. 
Female lions are badasses, though.

Yeah, good thing it is 100% impossible for any equipment failure to slow the bike on its approach to the ramp. Or similarly impossible that whatever ramp setup they cobbled together could possibly fail.