Not if he screws up on the approach. Then he tumbles down the hill and/or ends up in traffic.

Not the one when he went sailing over a numbered state highway.

When people are literally endangered this meme doesn’t actually work.

“Hey, a guy was arrested for selling fireworks illegally and putting on his own shows.”

Bull-fucking-shit he’s the only one at risk. People have died on the highway swerving out of the way of a paper bag, squirrel, or piece of debris. A motorcyclist sailing across their field of vision isn’t going to be a danger? Pssht. Maybe jumping over the train isn’t dangerous to anyone else (I guess other than…

Aren’t they expecting you and your “Lock Her Up” sign out front of an abortion clinic right around now?

I finally realized where I have seen this ass-napkin before (besides my nightmares):

Fuck’em both. McCain particularly, that paper-tiger motherfucker.

skinny tie plus spread color makes you look like a rube, Jared.

“how many times are phones are not ringing”
dear god, is there something in the water in that state?

Only The Chin knows what really happened, and he ain’t talking.

Hideous patrona!

GOod thing modern man finally figured out the massive benefit from having the bow be a rigid, inflexible shaft. what the fuck.

Yeah, look how all those marches and demonstrations in history achieved nothing.

If there is a grand plan, he is in no way aware of it.

Interesting that the mic pics up his voice with the same exact clarity and volume when he is singing right on it or bending down to pet his dog. must be expensive

Yes, please mansplain what she said to us.

Also, does he habitually look 2 inches below the camera lens? I mean, I’m glad it doesn’t feel like he is looking directly at me, but it seems super fucking weird.

Kennedy future? Dare I dream?

Holy fuck. This “artist” should take his fucking pencil and ram it through his cerebellum. Good job making her tiny and surrounded by big strong men, though, I guess.

fucking Phish quotes. jesus.