I’m that garbage person who likes all the shitty holiday sweets. Candy corn, candy canes, candy hearts, jelly beans.

Yeah, that beard is super working for him!

I distinctly remember seeing the Zac Efron cover of Rolling Stone and having to look up his age to make sure my feelings were allowed. Holy shit that picture of him on a horse is hot.

That is so terrifying, they already work in inhumane conditions without having to keep working through a forest fire.

I’ve never been attracted to Zac Efron before in my life.

I imagine he’ll be investigating that bs Fox News story on the “white farmer genocide in South Africa.”

You know Nicki can never pass up an opportunity to show “love” to her “sisters” lol

Elbow Room? 

I am a man who has spent what normal people would call an “obscene amount” of my adult life (and a larger-than-proper amount of my childhood) in bars. Shitty bars. Dive bars. Drunk bars. Dallas bars in which I was the only person rooting against the Cowboys.

I remember once, my kickboxing instructor took me to a bar, and made me dance with another man’s girlfriend. Well, he obviously did not take kindly to it, and I dance-fought with him and all his buddies. Was it a good idea? Certainly not. Did I learn a valuable lesson?

I like blood. I’ve always liked blood. I still like blood. Sometimes I drank too much blood. Sometimes others drank too much blood. I like blood.

Kenyan here! Lived in the states for sixteen years and moved back in may.

That is a tough situation to be in when someone cancels but knowing Lorne, that was probably his last time on SNL, if that is much a consolation prize.

It’s inconceivable to me that Jezebel doesn't recognize Evans as the best Chris.

Side note question, does Kinja constantly kick anyone else out of their account? It’s so frequent I end up staying logged out more often than not. Also is embedded Instagram content not working for anyone else?

Durbin bringing heat. Love it.

Man I just want to give Dr Ford a hug~she seems so nervous. 

Shia LeBoeuf would be... just... a lot. Can you imagine even sharing a bathroom with that guy, let alone your life?

believing that they don’t deserve their jobs/spots in school/awards/praise/families/love

That’s the first thing my eye was drawn to. Like wtf that is not a hug how do you have your fingers in a vise grip right by her breast. What a fucking creepy creeperton! If he’s like that on a broadcast god only knows what else he is up to. *shudder*