My friend’s in-laws are on this cruise. Glad everyone is safe

I can’t see a picture of Lauren Sanchez and not think, “alive girl” it truly has branded me on a very weirdly deep level.

This whole thing has been a weird ride. 

My brother is in full evangelical vegan mode. Coupled with rampant conspiracy theories (NWO, Chemtrails, you name it). My sister tried posing this question to him and it didn’t even register in his brain because all he could drone on about was an animal holocaust. 

Omgggggg this guy at the bar would not shut up about the white Afrikáans one day. Thank god his friend didn’t back down and eventually removed him from the bar

I woke up to a flurry of texts and am still in shock. I live about 20 miles away but grew up in the area. Borderline is almost a rite of passage in the area, it’s been open for years. My little sister has been to this college night. A coworker was a bouncer there. My friend who just moved away is texting me from…

Vodka. Mint. Lemonade. I know what I’m drinking tonight! 

True, but it was not just ‘some tears’ my bf was like, ‘did you secretly know him?’

Dlisted and Michael K have been a constant since I was 16ish? You can’t help but endear yourself to Michael K, the way he writes is just too good. Harry will always be Prince Hot Ginge aka PHG.

Yep same! Seconding what Tiddyardenhose said and I hit a certain age where everything makes me cry. Everything. The last episode of Haunting of Hill House, a certain part in Adam Sandler’s comedy special. I’m a mess 

That’s one of the things that really bugs me about Nicki. I think at this point its safe to say both she and Cardi suck. I want to like Cardi, and did, but I feel like so much stuff has come out about her that I can’t really defend her or support her. HOWEVER, Nicki will always register as the bigger villain in my…

LOL! I somehow missed that. Nothing like a backhanded compliment. Wonder if Little Mix was like “uhhhhh...ok.” after that. 

I’m not crying. I’m not. *hugs dog*

Yep. The other night I had to take quite a long uber ride from my job to house late at night. Luckily the guy was super nice but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a backup plan and made sure my phone was charged. 

I love David Sedaris. I went to a reading of his in Santa Barbara a year or two ago and I nearly passed out from excitement from meeting him. 

That was...a lot.

Ariana Grande pulled out a couple days ago and Kanye stepped up. I’m sure Lorne is not happy

Oh I definitely poured myself a fat glass of wine at 1:30pm yesterday. It was my day off and I spent it yelling at the tv for 8 hours. Increasingly red faced from anger.

I hit 25 and my body dealt me a harsh reality and my FHC love. That delicious msg and red dye #40 is just so good but yeah I can’t eat them anymore. Trader Joe’s has an okay much less abrasive substitute. I did have a friend who ate some on an empty stomach, ate an edible, and had mayyyybe two drinks when she all of a…

I have always had a crush on him. Not digging his hair rn and his style choices but i find him endearing and yeah, i like his mouth for some weird reason. Combine it with his voice, accent, and deadpan delivery...yeah...totally would. Repeatedly.