I was in a dispensary the other day on Labor Day and this older couple (60+) walked in and when the receptionist asked for ID the man nervously asked if they had to report the list of visitors. She calmly explained that it was for their own database and he replied with “just as long as it doesn’t get reported.” It was…

This happened to one of my servers (she told me after he had left otherwise I would’ve raised hell and i think she knew that and didn’t want me to come in guns blazing. The minute I saw it happen to Ariana my instincts kicked in. She was looking around for help and I was like SOMEONE BAIL HER OUT! Poor thing. Ew ew…

Yeah I know that sounds stupid as fuck but in the context of the conversation I was inclined to feel it was genuine because I never had to fuss with my outfit and adjust or be self conscious. 

no unfortunately you do have to but i just pee before i work out if I wear it. 

I’m so freaking angry about this. I have a suit like this and it’s literally the best more functional work out outfit. Burpees? No my shirt is not flying everywhere. The top part is structured better than most of my sports bras that I don’t need a bra at all when I wear one. I always get compliments on it from other…

I see valid criticisms above but I’m going to side with you on this because I literally said to my boyfriend the other day that the monologue at the very end where he’s rewatching the kids show he did as Mrs Doubtfure and he’s explaining to the puppet that some families have 1 mommy or 2 and families all look…

I literally threw down my phone and yelled “no!” I’m sorry. But no. You can’t Americanize——ohhh. This is some Inception shit. Just Tattoo of Us starring Charlotte from Geordie Shore based off Jersey Shore starring Snooki. 

Ugh well let's hope this one gets stepping quickly and your sister grows to stick to her own guns

My take was she really desperately wanted to take this organization down bc she couldn't get to her daughters she might have her back but she's still out for blood. And rightly so.

Oyyy I’m sorry. Luckily enough that’s not an issue in my immediate family. You think this is totally because of the new bf or did this happen on her own before and you didn’t know about it?

Sammme! I was like friend of not gf should stay away:

I actually clutched non existent pearls

I've never been so bored and disgusted by someone at the same time before. 

This is the shit that drives me nuts about Yelp too, funny, useful, cool? How about inaccurate, biased? 

I work in a restaurant where (typically only for large parties and walk ups) we take a card and pre-auth it for a base of $10 (which updates the final amount on the card without needing to reswipe it, reducing cards left behind) There is a stipulation printed on the menu that tabs left open at closing time are subject…

I find JLo so endearing in these roles. Plus her an Leah’s Remini are friends IRL so I like that chemistry. I’ll watch it. Also, Milo Ventimiglia.

I hope he sees this. You know this video would send him over the edge

Aw I like them although it looks better from the front than the side on her. She's so petite she's swimming in those legs a bit

I cackled at the end when the music stopped and Ben looks like a kid that got called out for staring off into space in class and burps out “I agree”

Omg she looks like him