There’s no more hateful creature than a large bird. Peacocks sound like women screaming; geese will bite your toddler’s face, and wild turkeys will trap you in your vehicle because the smell of fear amuses them. I don’t think I even have to mention emus and ostriches, which are like winged donkeys plus talons and…

They are 100% going to murder you in your sleep. There is already a forged copy of your will leaving your farm to the turkeys.

Except maybe she wore something low cut? Or was a bitch when she dumped him? Or was being a prude? Or was sleeping around too much? Or wasn’t concentrating enough on his needs? Or was being too needy? Or thought she was better than him, or maybe she wanted to hang out with him too much or not enough or she hadn’t made…

The thing is if you let him make that choice and handle it well he will come back to you. Forcing him will only breed resentment and have longer-term implications.

It's widespread by definition.

PP gets such a bad rap! Yes. They murder babies. Yes. They pull them out kicking and alive and chop them up for parts with no anesthesia. And YES they then sell those parts to satanic cults for rituals or to science to create animal human hybrids for bestiality purposes.

Totally respond to acupressure/acupuncture - had not heard of this possible piercing benefit though, *interesting*! :)
(ps: migraines r the worst - def puts me in a try anything mode)

That is SO true about Lori Loughlin. Who is the real Lori? I certainly can’t answer that question. Mostly because she won’t stop catfishing me. Every time I meet someone online and fall in love BAM it ends up being Lori Loughlin just lolz-ing at my pain and heart break. I’ve told her all my secrets dozens of times (to…

Woke bae makes no sense. I’m officially an “old”

I have a similar experience. I got pregnant after 1st trial (we weren’t even trying to be honest) while I was still nursing, 10 months after I had an IVF baby at age 35!

You are supposed to click on hashtags!? I'm stuck on the mom level of the Internet.

How can people not find the panda??? It’s so easy!!!

Since I know a family that will be spending their Christmas at the hospital, I hope local celebrities try to top this and bombard DC Children’s with visits and good cheer this week. Washington versus Washington.

Know what would make this better? A kitty bathing cap.

“But the main takeaway for researchers, and us, is simple: Why marry the cow when living with it will do just as well?”

Neversink? More like Neverdrink, amirite?!?

It’s not just for titillation - dude is into power and humiliating women. The fact you don't get it speaks highly of you.

That’s kind of funny. But still probably doesn’t affect their daily existence as a family. Pretty much nobody in my family has the same last name anymore. Some didn’t change when they got married, some did. Some did then divorced and remarried and reverted and then there are step-people with other names. And we are…

Also, let’s be clear.