Whoever leaked it - not cool. The man is obviously a cheating dog and deserves to have his marriage shot to hell and all the legal implications that go with it. He does not deserve to have a sex tape spread across the internet without his consent because no one does, under any circumstances. Nor does his partner in…

Word. Breakup Box has and always will be box o’ wine, box o’ chocolate, box o’ matches, and box o’ kerosene. It is known.

Is this one of those “breakup boxes” ?

The cycle of life:

I am afraid of heights and I am thinking I’d take a helicopter ride but not set foot there, thanks.

I’m glad this is being corrected- the myth of illness as inspiration, not the ear thing- because it’s a cruel lie. He was not propelled to genius by his illness. He was an artistic genius who was severely hampered in his life and art due to his illness, who suffered to death from his illness. There’s nothing romantic…

I have epilepsy and have had a seizure on a plane. IT FUCKING SUCKS! I was on a red-eye flight (a bad idea) from Atlanta to San Francisco, was sleep deprived (a very bad thing), and had a tonic-clonic seizure while napping on the flight. Luckily, my sister, who has seen me have seizures, was with me, and there were a…

Yep, they are all Camelids. They originated in the Americas. Early Camelids crossed over the Bering Strait during the ice ages. Then the land bridge closed off and the ones in Asia evolved into camels, the ones in North America went extinct and the ones in South America became llama, alpaca, vicuna and guanaco (I…

Reese and her daughter look gorgeous and make me jealous that none of my kids resemble me in the slightest.

So sorry. 18 years is indeed a good run, but as you know, even the greatest life will not be an inoculation against grief. :(

The point is stopping someone from killing them in that moment. If someone is attacking me and I call 911, I am not calling because I want that person to be prosecuted. I am calling because if I do not, then I might die.

I am extremely grateful, to this day, that the assistant DA who handled my DV case was as warm, helpful, feeling...geez I can’t even find the words to express how much she helped me, just by being patient with me and sympathizing with me. She gave me the strength to carry on, no matter how conflicted I felt, and was…

ok i feel u on all of this but as a clear and powerful witch i can tell you a witch would never try to end this beautiful thing called hiddleswift.

*Tom Selleck

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

Or an extension for your browser that asks “ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE YOU SOUND KIND OF LIKE AN ASSHOLE.” before you press send.

I don’t want it to be fake. I want to believe.

All this clothes look like they were made for Gru from Despicable Me.

Or perhaps this guy didn’t advertise his address. They can’t serve a restraining order if they don’t know where you live. Moreover, they can’t show up to arrest you if they don’t have a good address. If he’s couch-surfing and unemployed, they might not know where to get him.

My money is on Kris’s hairdresser