I will not stand for this slander against Juggalos. Just because someone may or may not know how fucking magnets work does not make them a racist piece of shit.

“Bolton added that Trump has “the attention span of a fruit fly” and “never had a clue how he expected to get through this.”

If you aren’t already - marry that chick.

The Toasted Corn Flakes decal was the forerunner to the Metal Mullisha decal.

Ah yes, the 13 years of the Morales regime really indicated that was the eventual direction of their platform.

But I’m sure you think it is totally cool that you voted in 2016 (and will again) to make America the next India under Modi, Turkey under Erdogan, etc.

Log off and go outside, maybe read a book.

White People: “Some people of color have names that are hard to pronounce.”

That’s a lot of words just to say the guy is a dick. :)

In my experience, when someone has a hard to pronounce name (not Kamala. A first grader can say “Kamala” with no difficulty), they get very happy when you say it right or ask them how to pronounce it so you can say it right. A politician, of all people, would understand that. it’s obviously not really about saying her…

White people lose their minds over the stupidest shit.  All the actual injustices in the world, and the thing that inspires violent kidnapping plots is being asked to take the most basic of precautions during a global pandemic.

The oxycotin makers would agree/disagree with you?

White people are bored. All that superiority gives them nothing to do I guess.

“Hello fellow freedom fighter! Tell me how you have been oppressed.”

Also, half the furniture items on craigslist these days are from IKEA for the same price as new.

I’d add trash bags to the list. Having a bag blow out on the way to the dumpster once makes any amount extra worth it. And the nicer ones cost like an extra dollar fifty per 6 months.

I actually love that in Covid-times I’m seeing a good amount of small intimate backyard weddings. 25 people tops. Most of the time, fewer than that. Just make it about the event and not about the big fanfare of it all.

Sweden: 16,755 cases. 2021 deaths. 156 deaths/million pop.

You’re misrepresenting what the author said which was that trying for herd immunity will result in many deaths. Have you seen the number of deaths in Sweden compared to that of its Nordic neighbors who shut down for a bit? And this is the metric we have now. We have no idea what the long term health risks are of their…

On the subject of joining your partner in the shower...

(Also no day is a bad day if it starts with sex).

Step 1: “Hey significant other, it is morning time, would you like to have sex?”