Very impressive. Highly athletic. Not a sport.

Yup... I changed loads of tires when I was a kid, and as an adult when my friends had flat tires. The first time it happened to me, I discovered the jack and lug wrench weren’t original. The lug wrench was a couple of sizes too big and the jack wouldn’t raise the wheel off the ground despite being jacked all the way…

I know the theory of tire changing well and can do most of the practice. Unfortunately, as a girl with the upper body strength of cooked spaghetti and a damaged wrist, I can’t lift a wheel with a tire enough to put it on. I can take one off and I can bolt one on, but need somebody to actually get it up there for me :/

+1 brick in the wall.

“Since testing began in 1994, this group of dogs is the first and only to test positive for any prohibited drugs”.

13/10 would take another hit

I felt this comment warm my soul

Race officials reportedly became suspicious when the dogs howled the guitar solo from Comfortably Numb in unison.

THEYRE STILL GOOD DOGS LAUREN! THEY WERE DOING THEIR BEST

Hi Patrick!

I think it’s called sucking up. Life insurance, when visiting DPRK.

granted I skimmed the video, but it’s just astonishing how, in a city of 2.5 million people, there is virtually no car or boat traffic at all. could you imagine flying over chicago and seeing the streets and water this barren?

There’s an old saying, “A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger”.

You know it’s possible to say things and not remember saying them because you grew up your entire life being able to say those things without repercussions or thinking about how your words/actions impact others. This is commonly known as privilege.

I just wish Syria would shut up already about its goddamn deep dish pizza.

31. Was totally into Limp Bizkit, Korn, et al during the late 90s/ early aughts.

Plus think of all nookie he’ll get

That’s what I’m talking about!

It will not open up any doors for you career-wise because who gives a shit that you toured with Limp Bizkit? But you have a chance, after all these years, to finally make it big. Do you take the gig?

I’m almost 38 and still get checked out by teenage boys. I wonder if they know they’re eyeballin’ someone old enough to be their mom. Shout-out to my grueling workouts and my plastic surgeon. Love you guys!