sudo this is journalism

Update: 4:30 pm: After our pure-speculative post, it is revealed that it is not in fact marijuana at all. But it’s actually an alien landing site.

[Heavy Breathing]

It’s a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.

Are you kidding me? Do you really think that is the aim? That is like saying not allowing women to vote in the 19th century was to “protect them from getting into the messy business of politics”.

“The elevation of women in Islam to a protected category aims to respect—but can also entrap.”

Don’t you know that faking disability is really easy and so is getting ebt credit cards to buy booze and lottery tickets? It’s sooo awesome to subsist on $500-$1000 a month while your guts literally rot away.

C’mon, don’t you remember the parable of the Bad Samaritan??

So Jesus hung out with tax collectors, lepers and prostitutes, but doesn’t want this guy to help a woman with a Berrnie Sanders bumper sticker?

Bonus points for getting the answer to WWJD 100% WRONG dipshit!

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

The right side is only there for the pedestrians to see as they roll over the hood and into the windshield. So it’s comforting that it’s the last thing they see before the lights of heaven.

Bullshit.

but god? He prob would have done that. Old testament god is a total dick

You think that’s bad, Rick Perry just endorsed Donald Trump and said he’d be open for a VP position. This is the same Rick Perry who gave a speech last year that said:

All Hispanic politicians we are pumped up about (I’m Hispanic) are democrats. I can’t see who could help him with that.

Even ELECTED Hispanic republicans (the black sheeps of my people) are denouncing Trump.

I recently heard an interview with Julia Sweeney, and she said she was completely mystified that people still come up to her ask whether Pat was a man or a woman. She said the entire point was that it never mattered, the joke wasn’t on Pat, it was on the characters who lost their minds they came into contact with Pat.…

The Republican Party showing once again their “compassionate conservatism”. Take a woman who wants to be pregnant and foist the horrors of them dictating how she should terminate a pregnancy. I have no words.