Tidal was floundering too. They needed this album to be a major hit to help it out.

Yep. This is as choreographed as one of her dance routines. Right down to him skipping the Met this year.

Ssshhhhh, Jezebel needs something to be outraged at.

Wait until it gets cross-posted to Kotaku or something.

“It was written by Rae Sremmurd, Jordan Frost, Asheton Hogan, Mike Will Made It and Beyoncé”

It’s really sad that people in this part of the internet don’t get that, pretend that Beyonce isn’t an act, and then pretend any of this pop music is art expressive of anything besides marketing calculation.

THANK YOU jesus, this is the most frustrating thing on the internet for me, all of these people believing their lies.

I wasn’t clear in my post... I was talking about The Gift and The Curse and 2.1

Their relationship made sense for both of them. Shawn’s career was getting stale, NAS was killing him and he needed a new angle (the two Blueprints sucked). Black Album. Beyonce needed more credibility beginning her solo career and got that. Everything since has been so calculated they don’t seem like real human…

WAT.

It’s ridiculous how many people apparently don’t see how calculated this entire “event” has been. Bey AND Jay are playing everyone all the way to the bank.

More proof how we are all getting played by taking this album too serious.

Mar-ket-ing

It almost feels like we’re headed for the bad future that your eyepatch-wearing future self would come back to warn you about.

At the end of the day, the premise of this piece was the same as almost all Gawker thoughts on similar subjects: it’s only wrong if we like the person being attacked. Since Beyonce is Beyonce, anyone who crossed her deserves whatever internet wrath they get. Don’t slut shame unless it’s Rachel Roy. Rape gifs are…

Did you really just write a whole thinkpiece about “bullying” so that you could dismiss Rachel Roy on a technicality and suggest she was asking for it? That’s what I’m getting.

You are wrong. Space Jam is a treasure.

Hook has Bob Hoskins and Dustin Hoffman giving some of the best cheese ever.

I’m sorry, that’s NOT what Superman looks like. There’s something off about it. let me see what I can do....