NUTBUSTERS!!! DOOO do DOOO do!

Riiight? No Take 6?

How about Shai’s “If I Ever Fall In Love”, or almost anything by Boyz II Men? Need that crisp early 90s sound on the playlist.

Not as mean spirited as allowing Reagan to continue as president while suffering from dementia.

Ronald Reagan’s entire presidential run was basically Weekend at Bernie’s. I say have at it.

NEVER STOP, CHINA!

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

We’ve lost our collective minds

Another option is to just start calling the police all the fucking time with “sightings” of slightly mannish women or slightly effete men using public rest areas. Have that shit on speed dial- if enough people keep calling and dragging them hither and yon to respond, they may eventually cry uncle purely from a…

This is so fucking mean.

We live in a society where someone can lose their job for saying the proper name of a body part that at least half the population has.

Oh yeah, I fucking hate her at this point, but you better believe I’ll be holding my nose and voting for her in the general because I’m not a baby and/or fucking insane.

This tweet can now be updated to change song to album, “single ladies” to “lemonade” and “dancing” to “speculating about Becky”

If this trans-man walked into the ladies restroom all hell would break loose:

two dozen co-writers and producers and a poet laureate hired to write her “deep spoken word” pieces.

This is the article that I have been waiting for Jezebel to write. Thank you. Out of respect to Chyna, who was and should always be remembered as a beautiful woman, I would like to add even more to what has been told herein.

You’ll find a lot of people saying that Chyna was one of the sweetest members of the WWE that…

Oh, absolutely. And black women ate that shit up with a spoon b/c we all know that we don’t reach peak femininity until we can show the world that WE’Z MARRIED NOW!!!!1111 That’s when I mean when I say Beyonce is cashing in on black women’s insecurities. “Look! Look! Her dancers have Afros just like me! SHE WOKE,…

If this was anybody else, we’d be slamming this shit for the tacky, sales-baiting joke that it is. But it’s Beyonce, so we have to praise her “personal growth” and how she’s being true to herself as an artist. My people, my people. *sigh*