Old MacDonald had a can of whoop-ass

You and me both, man. I’m the last millennial holdout against online dating. Everyone I know who has any kind of dating life is meeting dates on cockandballtorturefurries.com or some shit. What happened to the good old days when you would be at the grocery store and you and a handsome stranger would reach for the same…

I’m seriously considering trying to solve that and call the number just to tell that guy to fuck off.

Good god, if Kotaku took over Jez today and their commenters followed them, it’d be a fucking bloodbath.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

Female ex-GOP here. When it’s how your entire worldview is informed from birth, “brain damaged” maybe isn’t quite as accurate as “brainwashed”.

You had to see that kind of reaction coming. God forbid you take a reasonable and balanced perspective. You should know full well that any bad reaction on the part of the officer immediately absolves the bikers of any responsibility for their own actions that precipitated it. Internet 101.

I’m a bernie supporter and it does my fucking head in that anyone wouldn’t vote for HRC if she wins. Have to clench fists and shove them in my pockets or just walk away and chain smoke. She’s a fantastic candidate, I just happen to be a socialist.

Jesus Christ he’s a fucking piece of shit on this issue.

well obviously we’re not allowed too.

Hence how the #AllLivesMatter hashtag was born.

So, I want to be an underdog, but in power. Pretty please!

“In America you can’t even talk about whiteness,” said Drew Domalick, who lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin. “If you try to embrace being white, you are portrayed as being a racist”

Those bastards. No such thing as too much cumin.

AS an Indian, I put cumin in everything. I will put one tiny dash and someone will inevitably say “Mmm - I dunno about this it’s so SPICY!”

Cumin goes in everything. every. thing.

As a non-Mexican, those people are wrong.

COW CHOW

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You’re not being a jerk, you’re being pedantic.