Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Well as others have pointed out, it’s because the industry absolutely requires women.

Oh man, do I ever coo and make completely obvious how OVERJOYED I am to be examining their baby. It’s such a privilege, and I want parents to know how utterly wonderful their baby is. It’s also 100% genuine, I just don’t bother holding back my delight, because I’ve learned from being on the other side - I love when my…

This is my favorite trick to do for new parents. It’s actually relying on a set of standard neonatal reflexes. Makes you look like a magician. Or at the very least, baseline capable.

drew you got the timing wrong smh

Chicago politicians being shady as fuck? Did not see that coming.

Illinois politics as usual

It feels like we’re backsliding. And I wouldn’t have thought that possible.

To be fair, Blago was a state-wide failure, not just a Chicago one.

So, Chicago politics as usual?

Chicago is winning in the politics lottery again? That never happened before.

The case in New York was also caught on camera.

Why has “pizza” never been a verb until now?

Mark it: 9:41 AM Eastern Standard Time, December 1st 2015. The day “Let’s Pizza” entered my everyday vocabulary

“Let’s pizza” indeed!

We call it a War on Women precisely because assholes like you think forcing a woman to make a man wear birth control is preferable to giving her control over her own body after private consultation with her doctor.

Of course, he’s a guy who thinks we should protect our country by forcing other countries to wear our…

It’s even more insulting that only offered him 72 Virgin miles for the inconvenience.

Great, so now there’s some fuckhead psycho who tried to finish the job that Richard Dear started? Ugh. I really need to build a spaceship and look for life elsewhere.

Carly will only pretend to give a shit if it polls well. Honestly, it’s in the GOP’s best interest not to support Planned Parenthood. Their entire platform is appealing to angry white men by being anti-gay, anti-black, anti-woman, anti-foreigners.