OH MY GOD I KNEW I-*is bisected*

Boy this party really died.

I’d like to add “Wake up!!!” to that last sentiment of yours.

Don’t you bring logic into this!

What is this sorcery you speak of?

They really do just dig in their heels and claim more intelligent people are the “naive sheeple.” Although anytime a person uses the word sheeple, my brain immediately translates any subsequent words into Peanuts’ parent-speak - wahh, wahh, wahhhhh.

They risked little by giving predictions of the future to smokers who were unlikely to live to see it.

Also there’s no such website as Jezebel. This is actually a forum for erotic Ghostbusters fanfiction. Majestic in its beauty.

I read somewhere else that American Researchers are working on an AI that can manage crippling student debt.

Long, piping hot, epsom salt baths. I have a tray that goes over the top of tub and I’ll put a drink, a snack, my ipad and a dry wash cloth on it and stay in there for an hour.

The argument is basically just that white gays have completely forgotten that much of the privilege they enjoy was accomplished by riding on the backs of trans women of color.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

PREACH.

I thought the best part of waking up early was looking at the gf and giving her the morning sausage

I got those in spades! £££££££££££££££££££££££££

Nobody has respect for young voters. You know why? Young voters don’t vote. Or maybe they turn up once in awhile, or maybe not.

Now, now, you wouldn't want the justice system to be actually just now would you?