Eh. They're typical of their kind (i.e. rich, vapid White women).

I am in this boat too. I have suffered for years thinking my butt is too big and now it is having a moment. Thank goodness because there is no way to get rid of a butt.

Now that she has our attention I think she's happily moving into a new look that can best be described as rap goddess?

I'm not positive, just speculating here. But I think, think that she wants us to look at her butt.

It sickens me that she's there and people are actually screaming for her.

Yeah, as a big booty girl I'm pretty much loving this big booty love movement that's happening right now. Women owning their bodies is pretty much the sexiest thing I can think of.

I have a very good friend whose wife needed a D&C because she was going into septic shock. He and his wife went through a long period of grief for the three-month-old fetus who they had been excited about. When he got the bill from the insurance company, it told him he was being billed for an abortion.

You just described EXACTLY what I went through when I encountered this video.

I honestly think that in this, Our Year of the Twerk, Nicki Minaj just went "You want wiggling butts? I'll give you wiggling butts. I'll give you the most ridiculous amount of butts you could ever imagine, and no one else will ever talk about any other butts ever again. And then I'll laugh my way out of the song all…

When the bombs dropped, sarcasm was the first to fall. Snark was leveled in a day, and satire died a terribly ignominious death in the blast zone. Quips and humour were wiped out from the fallout. In our time, only hard-bitten earnestness survives. There is no cheek for one's tongue on the salt-blasted roads of the…

There are three types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, one is getting it, and one is crowdfunding a watch that doesn't tell time.

"In the case of Hiroshima, the bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima was an incredibly crude and inefficient weapon."

Well gee. She's just a young, recent high school graduate. We all make dumb decisions at that age, right? It's not like she should be shot in the head for it, or anything.

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IM MAD

Well, I don't know Chuck Zito, but if he said that then fuck Chuck Zito.

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This was a funny article, but the combo breaker remark made it hilarious.