what, you hungry? I'll make you some grilled cheese sandwiches and sit here in my robe while you and your friend pretend you're not drunk.

Sounds great. If you can just send me $12 to get the wire transfer authorized, we'll get the ball rolling.

I wonder if Future saw this coming.

It's not always sunny there after all?

No but it's like throwing gasoline on a fire.

That's what she said.

disrupting my masturbating? Hell if I have a drone watching me it is an encouragement. I perform much better with a live studio audience.

and the lord whispered, "Thus it begins..."

1) Uganda, get your shit together.

'Rhyming' a word with itself in another line is one of my biggest pet peeves.

But it's satire.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was kinja

Right, that's why he's exchanging texts with a teenager.

Here's a bonus tale of billboard vandalism. I've told this story before on Kitchenette but this time I have a picture, which is worth a thousand words.

umm, if'n you be all drunkers & wearin a cutie pie bikini....LIGHTNING is NOT whutchoo needs teh be fraid ofs .