Dude or dudette,

You’ve changed my life forever. Lol

Did you listen to “Go West” as you moved to Utah?

Born in 88’ so I’m calling BS.

I’m two days late, but fuck that, it’s a god damn corner store. People don’t even call it a bodega in Spanish. They call it “la tiendita”.

Although I can see your second point, the fact that in this day and age they had a telephonic vote is absurd.

In b4 Kotaku cross-post commenters show up.

I’ve had Deathwish coffee before. As long as you only have the 6oz serving at once, you’ll be fine.

I’ve had Deathwish coffee before. As long as you only have the 6oz serving at once, you’ll be fine.

Orale.

This post deserves 1000 stars and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter. :-)

As long as he included a cross or the word Jesus on it, I guarantee his supporters would love it. Not even joking.

The orange moron can’t even dictator correctly. Everyone knows you need the armed forces to support an authoritarian regime.

It’s the only antidepressant I can think of that’s prescribed for mild sleep disorders.

Thank God for Trazodone.

This is the best moral panic comment of ALL TIME.

THIS.

I know I’m a day late, but this thread is FUCKING GOLD.

FUCK YEAH.

Not my fault her and her cheap ass husband bought the inexpensive human suits instead of going all out like the Kardashians.

Thank you sir or madam.