You think either of them really knew what they were getting into, or did they suddenly reach a moment of, “Oh fuck, he’s a monster, and he’ll probably destroy me if I leave him” ?

Sorry, Randall.

“No, no, I deserve this.”

Are you alright, Melania?

This is a really good post.

Your simile made me genuinely chuckle as I visualized the smug look on the person getting his legs run over.

The neighborhood is crappy, but Jimmy’s Red Hots has a damn good one too.

I’ve got a confession. My wife mostly plays the Persona games. I watch and assist by looking up stuff for her on Google. I do occasionally level grind for her when she’s not home, though. So it sounds lame, but I FEEL like I’m playing the games, even though I mostly watch.

It was a Persona 3 reference to the song that plays when shits getting dicey and the TV is about to start getting static-y. I get the sheet music for the Velvet Room now after your explanation. Lol

You’ll have to excuse me, although I understand composition and sheet music in theory, it’s hard for me to read it and translate it to melody in my head.

Last try.

Had to use Google, but I found a winner. Don’t know if it counts because it’s not kayfabe.

+1 piano interlude

You’re right. Probably Dude Love as well.

Daniel Bryan?

I know this phrase is overused because the internet loves superlatives, but that was one of THE BEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN.

This is actually much more profound upon a second reading.

Couldn’t this be kind of dangerous, considering that police have proven time and time again that things like open carry don’t apply to minorities?

I actually really like the idea of renaming it that.

I literally lol-ed.