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DowntonAbbeyWombach
downtonabbeywombach

As a beleaguered fan on the Chicago Fire and sworn enemy of that fucking yellow team in Columbus, I am at once happy to see bad things happen to people in Ohio and yet also not surprised that the MLS would consistently fall on the side of “bad”.

The MLS doesn’t care about US soccer or fans; It’s just a money making

Hey, I get it, I just think it makes it sound worse than it is when you talk about it in years instead of seasons. But whatever, point taken.

NOT TO BE PEDANTIC, but Teddy missed seasons, not three.

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Shoot yourself.

No enough stars.

Go back to Barstool you fuck.

A dubious honor.

YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF RUSSELL WILSON?

Fuck this segment was painful. I imagine we’re getting a mixed tag match at Wrestlemania™ with Haitch and Stephanie vs Angle and Sandy-Hook truther Rousey and I couldn’t be less excited.

But I need my assault rifle to kill wild hogs.

Delete your life.

Fuck you.

Unless hate speech is what leads people to commit atrocities. You know, like all those genocides throughout history.

Exclamation points! For! Effect!

Delete your account.

You value inanimate objects more than human life.

Fuck yourself. Real A+ trolling there, dum dum.

Fuck off. Prove it.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU