I’m a huge Destiny fan, so there’s a little bit of Shadenfreude for me here, but is kinda really sad. Like a shopping mall that died and everyone forgot about. Or the Rust Belt.

Fucking Pete. Buttigieg.

“Too soon” means “never”.

From what I understand, Whole Foods pay is among the best in the industry. 

I’d guess that Amazon tries to slough off Whole Foods to some other (Private Equity?) buyer within a year or two.

How do people not masturbate, at minimum? I don’t get it.

Oh ffs, even here I can’t get away from this bullshit “GDQ is full of *drama*” narrative?

I feel like anyone involved with anti-terf rhetoric or just progressive rhetoric in general would not use the word “feminazi” by any measure. It’s possible it’s just a miscommunication, but it does create immediate red flags.

That’s like black person proclaiming how much they hate race-baiting. Could be innocent, but…

For a second I thought this said “Will pay every female employee $10 million” and was about to be super excited for a few of my friends. Nonetheless this is super cool! I just hope this is an actual act of good faith/change, and not a quick lil’ blanket they put over it so we move on.

Why We Need Unions, Item #96837

I’m a Deadspin castoff and have nowhere else to go. Thanks for the photos. Boo men!

The creator of your favorite show hates you. There’s much bigger fish to fry.

Congrats on being the first to get dunked on in the comments for season four.

Shut your incel ass up. Fucking dweeb.

Look at that dude’s comments, every single one is bitching about something.

“Stop asking questions, stop doing metacommentary.”

yeah, you’re right, this is definitely not a world in which Gamer Gate is relevant at all anymore, gooooooood catch.

She moonlights as a bartender a couple of nights a week down at TJ Calamity’s in the Old Orchard Mall.