They are not jerseys they are sweaters.

Is it too early to remember Marlon Byrd?

He went from being a Cleveland hero to a Turkey club.

There should be a testosterone minimum in baseball so we don’t have to watch the Cardinals anymore.

Man at control panel wearing headset: Sir, it’s the advanced stats, they’re redlining.

Green is targeting Adams because of the monkey comment, right?

Lee Elia’s tirade is the only acceptable answer.

If this ‘King’ of Nigeria is so smart why does he need my social security number?

Of course she ‘blew up’ the deal. Look at her name.

-Trump supporters

Incredible. What an awful blow to a team that was on the cusp of being a perennial 6 or 7 seed in the East chuck full of exciting young players whose amazing dunks and athleticism would have been on display in painful 91-85 losses to a number of throbbing excitement factories like Atlanta and Miami or avatars of the…

Hey we don’t play that preppy bullshit in Michiga........oh, Grosse Ile, nevermind.

There must have been a mohel in the police department. He was clearly tipped off in advance.

I like my strippers to be 36-24-AK47

Maybe he was there to apply for an off season job and was given some bad advice that his odds would improve if he had junk in his trunk.,

Holmes: Hey, I’m Anthony Holmes.

“I’m assuming your daddy is Janoris Jenkins”