I am huge fan of Jovaru. It has all the speed and temperature benefits of kviek with a little more expression IMO.

I’ve only skimmed the article and comments and I haven’t seen one mention of porn and eggs. This needs to be talked about

Hassan “Chloroform” Saada is a master at knocking people out.

They must have left it right next to the key to success.

Just another blonde playing hard to get.

This era reminds me of Sniglets.

When reached for comment via telephone, Romo tried to place the reporter on hold, but accidentally hung up on him..

One in the pink, one in the sink?

I remember R Jay Soward’s cousin

-Lawrence Phillips from the grave

He only likes to pee at Wimbeldon, where the grass is soft on his neck....

The Rice family will not tolerate Rumeal Robinson stealing the headlines once again.

+99

There IS a town in PA named Jim Thorpe.....maybe they are planning to relocate there.

“Dibs”

-Jerry Jones

We’ll always have Rufus.

Kevin Johnson: “I should have gotten my own server”

So he missed an ill-advised corner three, but got a lucky foul call, and sank one of three free throws....

One was drafted in the first round of the NFL, by the Cowboys nonetheless. One was a nobody.
Apples to oranges

Steelers Exec: “Hi’ve known about it for weeks”