Jordan *shrugs*

“Bigots buy sneakers too”

Does this count as bukkake?

Hopefully Rocky’s terrible kid anyway....

Shawn’s defense is that she did utter his last name, which pretty much implied that she was asking for the wood.

AKA Ched “Cheddar? I don’t Even Know Her!” Evans

Because in England, behaviour includes ‘you’.

Airport retail space is a gillion dollars a square foot. No chance.

At Ralph Wilson stadium Citizens Bank Park, onto the next row of fans

I wish Agent Zero would meet Agent Orange.

Not the only Louis that knows how to party

I figured that was a four scene fastball.

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Man, that Jared Leto is something else.

You know what forecast is never wrong?

The only way to make this event even remotely interesting is to invite Rom Romberts, make him wear a bag over his head, and in the end reveal that he’s actually Bernie Sanders.

Fun Fact: I own one of those balls.

That looks like the personification of a hanging Chad.