How would you describe the pilot light on your stove?

He is a seriously good dude in many ways.

1. Fuck you 2. You are lactose intolerant and should stop eating dairy 3. See point 1

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

Just gonna throw this out there- the NBA doesn’t seem to mind playing games and making money in China, who openly bans homosexual images on television, among other things.

7th best defensive DVOA ranking in 2015, stud young RB, promising O-line. Mediocre WR play and awful QB play is the only thing I saw wrong with them last year.

Maybe security guards hassle him less because he’s Asian and more because his hair makes him look like a junior high Juggalo or a background extra in a cut scene from the rave in Blade II.

I have season tickets. Went to nearly all of the games. This season made me sad. It was a collective failure.

Somewhere, for some reason, Mercury Morris is pissed.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

They’re not “called” sweaters they ARE sweaters. Do you think hockey was invented inside a climate controlled stadium?

Probably George Bush seeing as he’s such a fan of boots on the ground.

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Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

Finally a Cam is around for a breakout performance

Seriously, I get making an argument for Bushmill’s is protestant whiskey if you want to go down that route, but having regular Bushmill’s on the list and then not having the vastly superior Black Bush? A catholic conspiracy I sense.

We all know Chris Paul is the real dinger-socking king.

Bushmills Black Bush is also an acceptable answer.

I’m sorry but is this REALLY a post published on Kinja asking for chronological content?