Now we know his Little Bighorn just sounds like a sad trombone.

So Zane left One Direction to play soccer?

Your best chance of winning at a casino is to make one big bet at a game with the least house edge. The more bets you make the bigger the house edge. So this article is more like “How To Gamble For a While and Not Lose Your Shirt”.

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

I guess I don’t get it. This is neither correct/informative nor funny. I’m not sure what the point is.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

Yeah. Unless you’re planning on devoting your life to cooking Pho, better to just buy it from somebody who does, especially if it’s monumentally easier and cheaper.

I’m a huge pho fan and I’ve tried making it a couple of times. My main takeaway from the experience is that it costs orders of magnitude more to make than to buy in a proper restaurant. Just get it from your favorite place and spend the money you saved on beer.

I thought they just went to penalty kicks.

Here in Chicago, we call that a low turnout election.

I bet it was that asshole Chad. Totally left them hanging.

So he’s going into the Hall as a Viking?

Troll Tide!

The most compelling element, for me, is simply that there are 36 tournaments in one year, in one state. for golfers 11 and under.

Am I the only one that wants to punch that face?

Piffle. I’m 65 years old and never thought of any comparison between Muhammad Ali and Rocky. And in none of the conversations both before going to college and after getting there was any reference to following in Ali’s footsteps. There was anger at him because, for anyone who had no intention of running to Canada or…

And watched some Thundercats cartoons. You know his favorite character?

Everyone just wants to be on the Dance Cam once in their life.

I would rather see KG and Steve Smith Sr.. I feel like Lewis just puts on theater while Smith has serious issues.

He thought that’s how aborigines celebrated hustle plays.