Welcome to the Philadelphia 76ers, Ben! You’re right leg is now broken and your left ACL has exploded. If you’ll just step into this jar of amber liquid, we’ll store you here in this closet with our other big time future talents. Remember, the 2023 title is the only important one. Now breathe the liquid into your…

This story is the equivalent of a ‘bat signal’ for Rom Romberts. WILL HE ANSWER THE CALL?

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Lance Stephenson while blowing in his face.

The correct way to commemorate Beamer is give out high fives while shouting “Gimme some skin!”

I always use soap and scrub them out. Just dry them with a paper towel, sprinkle on some olive oil and wipe again with the already used (damp) paper towel.

looks like he just found some new toys in Mommy’s sock drawer!

A great place to find almost anything is pys.com. (Pick Your Shoes)

I find it a bit strange that you’re listing all retailers that specialize in rare/hot/hype releases when you’re basically instructing people how to buy “Dad shoes.”

“Wait, somebody WANTS to play for the Browns? This CTE thing might be for real.”

I think I saw the full shoot on SuicideGirls.

I bet I can punt you further.

what does this have to do with sports?

I met him one time. Check out this selfie I took with him:

Trail of [ACL] Tears.

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

If you have the means, Viberg boots are unbeatable.

The Blackhawks wouldn’t be so good if the other goalies would just make a few Soews.

The short-sleeve dress shirt is essential in summer, and you’ll never convince me otherwise.

Pop is a surly interview god, but no representative of the US national basketball team will ever top this Boobie Cousins gem.