He was on his way to Seoul, but God could not permit this.

too high?

I think we’ve all seen him flip out and go bat shit crazy before.

“It’s pronounced ‘Ol-sin’ not ‘O-din’!”

Marine Vessel I presume?

Now that’s a fucking watermark!

-Patrick Bateman

Taken with a practice squad camera, amirite?

Ryan Tannehill

It doesn’t sound as bad when you see a picture of the alleged victim

That’s the real rape-job.

I hope Matt Leinart bails him out.

Trader Joe’s Vintage Ale is on shelves this fucking minute. Do yourself a favor and buy a case.

What is this? A school for ants?

Now we know his Little Bighorn just sounds like a sad trombone.

So Zane left One Direction to play soccer?

Your best chance of winning at a casino is to make one big bet at a game with the least house edge. The more bets you make the bigger the house edge. So this article is more like “How To Gamble For a While and Not Lose Your Shirt”.

This one fits because he is trying to turn me into a murderer of him:

Well, he’s got a huge vertigo leap for sure.

I guess I don’t get it. This is neither correct/informative nor funny. I’m not sure what the point is.

I’ve heard “Little Saigon” a few times but I’ve always known it as Viet Town......and I lived in Uptown for years.

That being said, what’s your place? I’m into Pho Viet.

Don’t get me excited.