Hopefully they used Suarez as their Mengele.

The five cock rings he has tatted on his arm should have been a dead giveaway.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

The Life Aquatic is the only movie I have ever paid to see in a movie theater twice.

“The Life Aquatic is everyone’s least favorite Wes Anderson movie”

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Time to add #6 to the list.

Wow I thought he was khlomatoast.

Predictably, it sounds like most of Buffalo is just winging it.

I found the most offensive thing to be that he pulled it onto gravel.

Gareth Bale was great in Boondock Saints.

Yeah, what a shame it would be for an old school team that hasn’t won in 100+ years that has a die-hard fan base to win the pennant. What a bunnch of jerks, right?

He’s the one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s hurry up and make sure L.A. gets three football teams. They clearly deserve it.

I have to say that I’m shocked that Michigan is 42nd on the list. There are so, so many great breweries and amazing beers. I’ve never even heard of the one you listed (not necessarily a bad thing).

If I find out that Draft Kings was somehow responsible, all will be forgiven.

Should have been If You’re Eating This It’s Too Late.

“Burning Down the House”

D’ismissed!