Why isn’t this being played up more?

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I have a feeling this is some sort of red herring.

I could throw MLB fastball easier than I could take a screenshot with the iPhone 6 reconfigured button layout.

“Enjoy your practice squad paycheck, Molehill!”

That apparently counts as being signed by the Cowboys.

Svurgla sounds like something you definitely don’t want to hear in a doctor’s office.

Larry already nailed it:

Sounds like it was some hot elevator action. If only there was someone around that could put some cold water on the display.

While the Pope is in town? Not very Papal of him.

*Loosely translated.

And now we know the true identity of Rom Romberts.

I bought my house while pretty smashed. My realtor called me to inform me of a counter offer the seller made while I was out at a bar. I stepped out to have a smoke, and I told my agent “You tell those sons of bitches I’m not paying a dime over $xxx,xxx and they have two hours to respond or I’m walking.” Pretty big…

Fun little known fact: Notre Dame doesn’t even give them a free education. Individual boosters pay each athlete’s full tuition. I know the guy who happened to pay for Mantei Te’o.

Mayweather IV? I thought he was only a Jr.

When keeping it real goes right.

I am from Chicago and full on hetero, but I would leave my wife in a second for you.

My regular Kinja name...swear to God.

THIS is the BEST comment.

I deal with the God damn customers so the engineers don’t have to.