He would like to kill this controversy, if Kane is Abel.

Whatever. His animated response sucked, obvi.

That penmanship tho!

“Did I ever tell you R.J. Soward is my cousin?”

“Like 500 times dude! Shut the fuck up for the last time!”

It’ll be a long journey, from Flushing to Minsk.

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

John Spano has pledged to pay for the funeral.

TLDR.

When you’re in Trader Joe’s, spend an extra $6 on some flowers for your girl.

Fin.

Add a gas-x to that ibuprofin cocktail if you’re like me. The worst part about being hungover is bad, painful gas.

Is Buzzfeed contacting you about your new internet fame as we speak?

I’m starting to think those gun allegations from a few years ago might have some merit.

Still can’t shoot like Jayson.

I’ve been away from the internet for a while. Did anyone beat me to a “LITE in the loafers joke”?

You never know. Michael Bolton is a complex man.

The are plenty of drink packages that ARE worth it. My wife and I went on MSC cruises in the Mediterranean in 21012 and again in 2013. The first time we sprang for the super premium package that gives you access to everything, was 250 Euros each for a 7 night cruise (roughly $50/day per person, but all super premium…