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Kingsley Zissou
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Originally for repelling mosquitoes when the British were colonizing Africa.

I just peed my pants, a little.

28? Life has been a struggle I’d guess.

I’m just glad there were no moose knuckle sandwiches involved.

What a great day to have a finger removed, with the Dow Jones index grabbing all the headlines.

He ran like a Cougar on a mission.

Post World War almost took on a new meaning.

Well, he is half malaise-in’.

Tso what.

So he wants to kill everyone. That will really show us that he isn’t a bad guy after all.

Tank 7 is great. If you can ever find a beer called Gavroche, grab it.

Zero chance he pulls that if he’s not sitting between two hot chicks.

The beer stand in the train station was completely out of Coors Light and Bud Light Lime last week. When I asked why she shrugged her shoulders and said “Kenny Chesney played Soldier Field this weekend. They drank every drop of Coors Light in the city.”

I don’t need to know anything about the details of the story to come to this conclusion: Fuck Comcast.

As a result, they were named co-captains of the national soccer team.

Looks like we know who the mole is.

Beside Chris Kluwe, that is.