Dios mio! Flying zapatos!

Please sign my ball Barry Flanders

Of course he wasn’t hurt too badly. Sepp’s lesser known brother Rob is a defensive specialist.

Peterson likes a good switch.

Typical Hollywood ending.

Trying to curry favor with the African nation, Blatter made many calls to the capital of N’Djamena that went unreturned, and, ultimately, Chad left him hanging.

“Surly you must be joking.”

“I’m not. And stop calling me Surly.”

Tibs can take any bunch of scrubs to the playoffs. That’s how I know Philly won’t even try to get him.

He wasn’t saying that at all. Reisdorf knows Tibs will be a hot commodity. I’m just glad they didn’t hold him hostage too long.

Can somebody type out his quote for those of us at work who can’t turn on the volume?

Montreal Pirouettes

Maybe he came in for the save, but the high interest rate blew it for him.

This looks like a kid who just snatched at a school of minnows, sure that he has to have at least one in there.

Eric Bieniemy

Tim Biakabutuka

Finally he will have time to read Deadspin comments about him.

Are her boobs okay? I’d check if her boobs were okay.